Andy Parsons : Healing The Nation

King's Hall Ilkley
05 March 2020

Tour extended due to popular demand!

‘Cracking adlibbing…a joke-rich rallying call for a better Britain’ The Guardian

'Coruscating live performer specialising in lacerating topical gags' The Independent
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King's Hall Ilkley

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  • Date Thu 05 Mar 2020
    Time8:00 pm
    Price £ 17.00*
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*Prices inclusive of booking fees: Phone/Counter - £2 per ticket plus postage charge where applicable. Online - £2 per ticket plus £1 per transaction for postage. Please note, concessions may not be available on every performance.

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‘It was 24 June 2016 and I found myself contemplating a supermarket meal deal. I only wanted a sandwich and I only needed a sandwich but given that I could get a snack and a drink for only 5p more it seemed financially irresponsible not to. I had spent so long pondering the EU Referendum result from the day before that I was now in a massive rush.  The lad on the till scanned the first two items no problem but the third item he couldn’t get to scan at all. I thought this is going to be a nightmare – there was a queue building up and he looked like he was going to call the supervisor. Then to his credit, he tried to scan it one more time, it wouldn’t scan – so he went ‘bip’ himself and chucked it through. And it was at that moment I thought “oh we’ll be alright as a country we will”. 

And we will be alright. Trust me. I’m not a politician.’

As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, Q.I. etc. - and repeated on Dave.  

Recommended age 14+

‘A consistently strong exposer of bullshit and a plain-speaking truth-teller through his entire career’  The Guardian

‘Potent live performer…can nail a nonsense with beautiful economy of words’  The Times

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Bradford Theatres Friends

£2.50 off two tickets 

Boxes (seat 4)

£68 

Please note that all discounts are subject to availability. T&C’s apply.

To book a lounge or box, wheelchair position, or for an access assisted performance (captioned, audio described, signed) where applicable, please contact the box office on 01274 432000.

For groups of 20+ please contact 01274 437788. Maximum of 10 tickets for this event can be booked online.

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