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Desperate Scousewives

Get ready for a riotous, fast-paced comedy following the lives of three loud, no-nonsense Liverpool women and one nervous newcomer, all navigating life, love, loyalty, and lipstick on a tightly knit street.

Susan, Vanessa and Lily dominate the street with their big personalities, big voices, and even bigger secrets. But everything is turned upside down with the arrival of Trisha, a single mum from Manchester, thrown into the lion’s den of long-established friendships and fierce loyalty.

Starring TV comedy legend Crissy Rock (Benidorm, I’m A Celebrity) and the shows writer and director Lynne Fitzgerald. Desperate Scousewives is packed with unforgettable one-liners, high heels, heartbreak and hilarity. Not for the faint-hearted!

On presale to the Friends of Bradford Theatres:
9am, Monday 10 November
On general sale: 9am, Monday 17 November

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Venue

St George's Hall

Dates

4 Jun 2026

Running time

1 hour 50 minutes

Age guidance

Age 16+

Price

£30.00

On presale to the Friends of Bradford Theatres from Monday 10 November

Become a Friend of Bradford Theatres to save money and book before everyone else! 

Friends Discount: £2.50 off two tickets (£1.50 off two tickets at shows in The Studio) plus any applicable concession.

For more information on the benefits of being a Friend of Bradford Theatres (including exclusive presale opportunities) and how to join the scheme, click here.

On general sale – Monday 17 November

Discounts

Bradford Theatres Friends

£2.50 off two tickets

Please note that all discounts are subject to availability and may not be applicable. See our T&Cs for further information.

To book a Lounge or Box, please contact the Box Office on 01274 432000. For groups of 20+ please contact 01274 437788. Maximum of 10 tickets for this event can be booked online.

Access members can claim their discount and book access assisted tickets (captioned/audio described/signed/wheelchair) online or by calling Box Office.

Babes in arms tickets may be available at some shows, but cannot be booked online - please call the Box Office for further information.