The Studio
16 May 2026
Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ off to Mars
Life is hard. Come and have a laugh about it. Andy Parsons is back with a brand new show.
If you’ve never been to one of these nights before then get ready for belly laughs that are big enough to burn off an entire Biryani!
It’s a comedy night with a whole heap of halal-hilarity to celebrate Ramadan & Eid. The Muslims Are Coming brings you a memorable line up of both established and new comedy talent from across the globe.
Acts:
Line Up Subject To Change
On Friends Presale from 9am, Monday 9 March
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On sale to the public from Monday 16 March
Friends enjoy £1.50 off two tickets
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Tickets for wheelchair spaces and companion ticket discounts can be booked by Access Members online (when logged into your account) or by calling Box Office on 01274 432000.
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The Studio
9 May 2026
£22.00
2 hours
Age 16+
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